Popstar and latex devotee Lady Gaga, has revealed to the world that she is in fact a bisexual! Now why doesn't that surprise me? Aren't all the trendies and kids these days? The phrase 'any hole's a goal' never rang so true.
Interestingly, even a reasonably sensible (albeit it terribly liberal) newspaper like the Independent deemed this revelation newsworthy enough to put on its homepage. Indeed it's up there with melting ice caps and MP's expenses.
Mind you it was eye-catching enough for me to click through, but after all I'm not exactly a deserning reader. But I'm obviously not the only sad case out there that reads this sort of mindless drivel (and absolutely loves it!).
What the article failed to mention however, is that Lady Gaga's earth shattering announcement also comes with a government warning. NO ONE IS SAFE! Except your household pet of course, but no doubt she and the rest of the kids will be shagging whatever's "en vogue" next week.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment