Baby bump is the lastest accessory

Czech supermodel Karolina Kurkova says pregnancy is the new black.

Says Kurkova: "You know, it's probably the new thing to be pregnant. It's not to have the Chanel python bag. It's to be pregnant." Other Victoria Secret models who are expecting: Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen and Heidi Klum.

What a load of old bollocks. They should ban these lollipop heads from opening their mouths in public, and just let them open their legs to multi-millionaires and their nostrils to lines of white powder.

Oh yes, it's incredibly fashionable to feel sick at inopportune moments, dashing to the loo during a team meeting whilst pretending you're not actually up the duff. Add to that engorged breasts, piles and needing to pee every 5 minutes and I'd say - yes Karolina, I'd much rather be feeling like dog poo than prancing around P.Diddy's yacht with a new handbag.

This story also reminded me of something I read in Vogue the other day. Some supermodel was pouting in a designer dress, but the article read - "she need only accessorise with her legs" Ummm, when did legs become an accessory? Has rural France put me so far behind the times? Am I really that out of touch?